Publishing Veteran Gifts

"Who knew they had interns in the Hoover administration."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"Postwar is hell."

Military Medals

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I was in the catering corps.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

'Forget what?'

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

UNFADED GLORY

"The president is awarding the Medal of Honor to 24 Army veterans...whose heroism and gallantry were overlooked because of their race or ethnicity."

Kamikaze Colour

"Maybe this isn't the right heartless monolithic corporation for you."

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Veterans Day US

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

'It's just that, when you asked me if I fancied a pint down the Legion...'

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.