Publishing Geek Mugs

"The first rule of celebrity biography is write about who you know."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

Twitter censorship

The First Printed Bible

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

Editor.

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'Sorry, we can't offer you a job but we would like to publish your CV.'

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

Al Dante

Mad Hatter's tea party.

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

Man milks a book.

covid mask - Lend me your ears

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

Modern Day Hamlet.

"We need a better distribution system."

'We won't publish your book 'The Life of a mayfly: An Autobiography' because it's only a page long!'

"We used your unsold copies to build a tree, but it's not the same."

Publishing Clauses Of The '90s.