Publishing Enthusiast Mugs

"We need a better distribution system."

Publishing Clauses Of The '90s.

Book Shop: DYI section

Meet the Bookjacket Blurb Author

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'Bestseller list? But is it print, ebook or combo?'

Publisher: 'Do we need more books?'

'Brilliant writing, Mr. Fenswick, but I'm afraid we'll have to pass on your 'How to Commit the Perfect Crime'!'

"Meet The Author"

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Thomas Mann.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Reading my Critics

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

Television Readers.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Blue Stockings

'He likes to power nap.'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Silence of the Chickens...

John Bunyan

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Characters jumping out of a book.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Don Quixote

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''