"He goes to the bathroom a lot. Where did you get the kidneys?"
Literature Geek Mugs
Start their day with a dose of literary humor or inspiring quotes on a mug crafted for book lovers. Perfect for reading nooks and cozy mornings, our literature-themed mugs make every sip a celebration of books.
Mad Hatter's tea party.
Check that address again.
I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.
'Beware the Ides of March... He bites.'
'To bee, or not to bee...'
Pepys' dinner.
A book on surrealism...
covid mask - Lend me your ears
"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."
The dragon with the 'girlie' tattoo.
Stephen Spender.
Drama Queen.
Modern Day Hamlet.
Smart Phone The Book
'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'
Al Dante
"Meet The Author"
Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,
First Novels.
The Dorrie Decimal System
"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."
Voltaire
'He likes to power nap.'
Blue Stockings
"Now I really hate poetry."
"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."
"My novel is not a doorstop!"
Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.
"It turns out everyone here is self-published."
The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision
John Bunyan
'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'
"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."
"I'm in a catch-23 situation."
Literature Geek Mugs Collection
Literature Geek Pillows
Find the perfect literary-inspired pillows to make their reading corner even cozier. Discover designs that celebrate the joy of books and storytelling.
Literature Geek Prints
Decorate their walls with stunning literary art prints. Featuring quotes, classic covers, and iconic characters, these prints will inspire any book lover’s space.
Literature Geek T-Shirts
Browse our collection of literature-themed t-shirts that let book lovers wear their passion. Stylish, humorous, and comfortable — perfect for every book enthusiast.