Literary Geek Mugs

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

"One side of the mushroom will make your document darker, the other side will make it grow lighter."

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Time Management Systems

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

Blue Stockings

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

'He likes to power nap.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

John Bunyan

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"Well, we needed the rain."

Don Quixote

"The Eggsorcist"

Sue the Author 3PM

"Oh, this old thing?"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

Stephen Spender.

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"