Classic Literature Geek Mugs

Plato and Socrates, the Vaudeville Years

"You're going to hate yourself."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Tut and Carmen.

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Honoré de Balzac

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Out To Lurch

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Iliadette.

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Multi-Generational Books

Scarpia from Tosca

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Sock Puppet in Literature