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Unpublished Authors of the Big Bangs Theory

Bookworm Sleepover

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

The star hunters

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

"I object!" "Overruled!"

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

Marcel Proust

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

'I can't promise you a best seller but I can give you fifteen minutes of fame.'

'No, Adam, 'awesome' is not an acceptable choice of what you want to be when you grow up.'

Accountant Manqué

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

Writers wait in their area of expertise.

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

Heaven

"Would you mind taking a look at this collection of my poems? Your opinion would mean a lot."

Ok, ok, last page.

Don Quichotte

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

Reading in the family.

A Poet

Breakfast surreal.