Novel Dreaming T-Shirts

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Swinging on a star.

Bookworm Sleepover

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

ET Mishap

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Shelter Cat Nap

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

The Snooze Bar.

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

Electric Blanket.

What Do Doctors Dream About?

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

Dreams I have had...

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

The Wishing Well

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"