Published Dreams Pillows

Unpublished Authors of the Big Bangs Theory

Bookworm Sleepover

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

The star hunters

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"I object!" "Overruled!"

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

'I can't promise you a best seller but I can give you fifteen minutes of fame.'

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

Vegetarian Nightmare.

'No, Adam, 'awesome' is not an acceptable choice of what you want to be when you grow up.'

Accountant Manqué

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

Breakfast surreal.

Reading in the family.

Writers wait in their area of expertise.

A Poet

Don Quichotte

Heaven

"Would you mind taking a look at this collection of my poems? Your opinion would mean a lot."

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."