Unpublished Manuscript Dreamer Pillows

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Bookworm Sleepover

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

'I can't promise you a best seller but I can give you fifteen minutes of fame.'

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

Angel Music

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Sleeping Beauty.

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'