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"We'll have to retract that article. On of our co-authors is the night watchman."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Meet The Author"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Gay Times...

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

Tequila Mockingbird

Ironing Punctuation

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

My Literary Influences

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

Editor.

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

'Excellent job, Fenwick, especially the part where you employ Magic Realism to fudge third-quarter earnings!'

So You've Cloned Yourself

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

Thomas Keneally

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

Library