Public Transport Maven Gifts

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

Packed like sardines

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Is Driving Doomed?

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

The last Passenger Pigeon

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

Latest Railway Marvel.

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

Jungle Taxi

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

"XIVth Street"

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

The next fast train has gone.

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Doubledecker bus stop

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

HS2

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

Subway Thrillers

"Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact..."