Travel Maven Gifts

"This should satisfy my insatiable wanderlust."

"Books, cigs, your thermo coffee mug. . . are you going on a business trip?"

The day the stock market went UP.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Flags

Carefree luggage.

The fate of the emigrant

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The Zoo.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

The experienced backpacker.

'Not that net!'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Apples for sale

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

On holiday.

Tourists

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Holiday time.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."