Travel Maven Gifts

"This should satisfy my insatiable wanderlust."

"Books, cigs, your thermo coffee mug. . . are you going on a business trip?"

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

The day the stock market went UP.

"Ahhh... close enough."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The Zoo.

Carefree luggage.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Flags

The fate of the emigrant

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

The experienced backpacker.

'Not that net!'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

On holiday.

Tourists

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Apples for sale

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Airlines

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Holiday time.

'What zip code are we in now?'