Runway Maven Gifts

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Apples for sale

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"#Win!"

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

Direct Marketing...

Trade Show Sherpas

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

Honesty in retail

So Far So Good

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."