Runway Maven Pillows

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Apples for sale

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"#Win!"

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

Direct Marketing...

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

Trade Show Sherpas

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

So Far So Good

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."