"You love gloating, don't you?"
Public Transport Avoider Gifts
Looking for a unique present for someone who prefers to avoid the hustle of public transport? Our collection celebrates their love for avoiding crowded commutes with humorous and stylish products. Perfect for those who value comfort and originality, these gifts are sure to bring a smile. Whether they prefer relaxing at home or enjoy a bit of fun when they’re out and about, our range has something for every public transport avoider.
'As a teleworker Colin enjoyed being reminded how terrible commuting used to be.'
Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.
'I used to commute. Now I transform.'
Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!
"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"
Packed like sardines
Is Driving Doomed?
"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."
Replacement Bus Spotters.
'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'
"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"
The last Passenger Pigeon
Commuters waiting at UFO stop.
Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'
'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'
Cinderella waits at bus stop.
Latest Railway Marvel.
"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."
' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'
"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."
Jungle Taxi
"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."
'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'
"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."
'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'
"XIVth Street"
"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."
The next fast train has gone.
Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.
Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)
When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault
When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.
Subway Thrillers
HS2
Public Transport Avoider Gifts Collection
Public Transport Avoider Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the public transport avoider with humorous and stylish designs perfect for their favorite beverages.
Public Transport Avoider Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that reflect their love of avoiding crowded commutes with fun, creative prints that brighten any room.
Public Transport Avoider Prints
Browse our prints that humorously showcase their transportation preferences, adding personality and humor to their decor.
Public Transport Avoider T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts designed for public transport avoiders, blending wit and comfort for casual outings or relaxed days at home.