Public Transport Avoider Pillows

"You love gloating, don't you?"

'As a teleworker Colin enjoyed being reminded how terrible commuting used to be.'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

Packed like sardines

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

The last Passenger Pigeon

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

Latest Railway Marvel.

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"XIVth Street"

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

The next fast train has gone.

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

HS2

Doubledecker bus stop

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact..."