'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'
Public Speaking Novice Gifts
Looking for a gift for your public speaking novice? Explore our collection of thoughtful and funny products designed to boost confidence and inspire progress on their communication journey. Perfect for new speakers eager to improve, each item adds a personal touch to their journey of mastering the art of speech.
A Puppet Named Juan
'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'
"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."
"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."
"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."
"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."
They hated me.
"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."
'When we get there let me do the double talking.'
'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'
'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'
"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"
Campaign for Plain English
"If I might be serious for a moment..."
'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'
"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"
Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'
Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.
"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"
Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over
Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish
"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."
'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'
"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."
"First time pruning?"
"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."
"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."
"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."
Inclusive speech
'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'
Lethal Presentation
'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'
Create some buzz!
'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'
Public Speaking Novice Gifts Collection
Public Speaking Novice Mugs
Explore our range of motivational mugs designed for public speaking novices. Perfect for encouraging confidence with every sip.
Public Speaking Novice Pillows
Relax and reflect on their progress with comfy pillows that inspire confidence and growth.
Public Speaking Novice Prints
Decorate their space with motivational prints that keep their public speaking goals in focus every day.
Public Speaking Novice T-Shirts
Find our witty and inspiring T-shirts that celebrate the journey from nervous beginner to confident speaker.