Public Relations Humorist Pillows

'Remember, a breakthrough is not a breakthrough unless you have some good P.R. for it.'

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Hollywood Sign Developers

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'How fast can you hype?'

They're Not Just That Into It

UK/US Free Trade Deal

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"This report is mumbo jumbo...I asked for gobbledeeegook!"

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"Any questions?"

No-Work Orange

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Create some buzz!

Trump! The Musical

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

Satya Nutella

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'