Public Relations Humorist Pillows

'Remember, a breakthrough is not a breakthrough unless you have some good P.R. for it.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'How fast can you hype?'

UK/US Free Trade Deal

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"This report is mumbo jumbo...I asked for gobbledeeegook!"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

No-Work Orange

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"Any questions?"

Create some buzz!

Trump! The Musical

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."