Public Media Lover Pillows

'The opinions of National Public Broadcasting are not necessarily those of the taxpayers....'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"They grow up so fast."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Create some buzz!

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

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Newspaper suicide.

Binge Watch

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Big Newspaper Delivery

Presenter Auditions.

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

"Is anything good on?"

Man selling lamb weekly

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

'We interrupt this Special Bulletin to give you an even more special bulletin!'

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

"News anchors' spring fashion show"

"My real money comes from my TV news appearances predicting stock market rises and falls."

"'60 Minutes' is on."

As Seen On TV

"Hey! This is news."

'Read ALL about IT! In other less TRASHIER Newspapers!'

Silly News.

"Our school paper was bought by Rupert Murdoch."