Public Media Lover Prints

'The opinions of National Public Broadcasting are not necessarily those of the taxpayers....'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"They grow up so fast."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Create some buzz!

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

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Binge Watch

Newspaper suicide.

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Presenter Auditions.

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

Big Newspaper Delivery

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

Man selling lamb weekly

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

"Is anything good on?"

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

'We interrupt this Special Bulletin to give you an even more special bulletin!'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'Read ALL about IT! In other less TRASHIER Newspapers!'

"News anchors' spring fashion show"

"My real money comes from my TV news appearances predicting stock market rises and falls."

Silly News.

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

As Seen On TV

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

"Hey! This is news."

"'60 Minutes' is on."

"Our school paper was bought by Rupert Murdoch."