Public Health Navigator Gifts

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

Bad for you but to die for

'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.'

Economy

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

Hospital Departments

Adam and Eve - Food scares

Shrink

"Cardiac day patients?"

Medicare: More is Better!

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

"Most of our procedures are out of network."

Doctor sits near work boxes labelled; 'NHS' and 'Private'.

"I am just going outside to find an NHS dentist and may be some time."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

Woman and scales.

'I recommend a second opinion so the HMO won't second guess me.'

"I just hope that when your mother is as old as I am you'll be able to help figure out Medicare Part D."

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'

Casual Mask Fridays

Quarandating.

Covid-19 vaccine - locally-sourced $50 /shot

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

"Recovery involves elements of faith. So let's pray my billing service, this hospital and your insurance provider all work smoothly together."

"I don't see the doctor anymore because I'd have to hire some kid to set up the patient portal."

"I don't care what it says on the 'chocoholics' website I'm not able to prescribe chocolate mini eggs on the NHS."

'He can't refer you to me... I referred you to him.'

"You need to see a specialer. They're like specialists, but less so."

"I'm getting the hang of the patient portal. It reminded me to refill my beta blocker, but I keep getting ads. Can you prescribe a good pop-up blocker too?"