Public Broadcasting Gifts

Good morning and welcome to National Public Radio, you bloated capitalist swine!

"Funding for 'Nova' is provided by Merck and Lockheed, by the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, and by annual financial support from viewers like you."

'Yes, we're having another fund raiser but, please don't give! Who cares if honest intelligent radio goes silent forever?'

'It says her that you watched PBS for twenty years, and never pledged a contribution.'

'PBS has such sophisticated comedies -- that guy just got hit in the face with a crème brulée.'

Donald Trump cuts PBS funding.

'PBS has such sophisticated comedies -- that guy just got hit in the face with a crème brulée.'

New symbol for Public TV: 'The tin cup' (PBS)

Current events quiz...which well-known kids character do Trump and the Republicans want to stop funding?

"Good Lord! PBS is having a telethon marathon."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'No ice.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'I know it's gassy...'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Barman In Love.

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

Loch Ness Beer Monster

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"What'll ya have?"

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

'What happened to your hand.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

Businessman at a bar mad to look like desk. Bartender says: 'The usual, Mr. B?'

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'