Puberty Ponderers Gifts

Looking for a gift for a puberty ponderer? Our collection offers fun, relatable, and uplifting products designed to bring a smile during those transformative years. Whether it's a quirky mug, a witty t-shirt, or a cozy pillow, these gifts celebrate the awkward, hilarious, and wonderful moments of growing up. Perfect for friends, siblings, or any young explorer embracing change with humor and heart.

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'He's beginning to notice girls.' mockup

'He's beginning to notice girls.'

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A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths. mockup

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

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God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth mockup

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

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"I'm learning to live with existence." mockup

"I'm learning to live with existence."

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"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you." mockup

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

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"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

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Ten Commandments

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"Hello - I'm from the future..."

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'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.' mockup

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

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'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.' mockup

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

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'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.' mockup

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

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"Great, now we're lost."

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Sex Education

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'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?' mockup

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

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"Well, son, in a way, I suppose Jesus was a trust-fund baby."

"Well, son, in a way, I suppose Jesus was a trust-fund baby." mockup

"Well, son, in a way, I suppose Jesus was a trust-fund baby."

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"I don't get this whole age thing...I waited all year to turn nine, but now I don't feel any older!"

"I don't get this whole age thing...I waited all year to turn nine, but now I don't feel any older!" mockup

"I don't get this whole age thing...I waited all year to turn nine, but now I don't feel any older!"

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"Life’s become pretty easy lately. Perhaps it’s time we shake things up by adding a dependent."

"Life’s become pretty easy lately. Perhaps it’s time we shake things up by adding a dependent." mockup

"Life’s become pretty easy lately. Perhaps it’s time we shake things up by adding a dependent."

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"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary." mockup

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

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"The arc of the moral universe."

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Insomnia.

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'Ah ah! That's what I thought! The DNA tests prove that he is in fact a Cuckoo chick...'

'Ah ah! That's what I thought! The DNA tests prove that he is in fact a Cuckoo chick...' mockup

'Ah ah! That's what I thought! The DNA tests prove that he is in fact a Cuckoo chick...'

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"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."

"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes." mockup

"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."

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'Have you ever thought that being damned for all eternity to a lake of eternal fire might mask a deeper problem?'

'Have you ever thought that being damned for all eternity to a lake of eternal fire might mask a deeper problem?' mockup

'Have you ever thought that being damned for all eternity to a lake of eternal fire might mask a deeper problem?'

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'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.' mockup

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

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'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.'

'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.' mockup

'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.'

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"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down." mockup

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

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"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...." mockup

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

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Ask me about Naming Rights.

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How do bright women get pregnant? mockup

How do bright women get pregnant?

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"I gave him a public education Artie ol' boy. . . you should know by now that government schools are one of my best minion corporations!"

"I gave him a public education Artie ol' boy. . . you should know by now that government schools are one of my best minion corporations!" mockup

"I gave him a public education Artie ol' boy. . . you should know by now that government schools are one of my best minion corporations!"

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"It's a cease and desist letter forbidding us from saying 'That's lit!'"

"It's a cease and desist letter forbidding us from saying 'That's lit!'" mockup

"It's a cease and desist letter forbidding us from saying 'That's lit!'"

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"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."

"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in." mockup

"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."

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'Life is like a cheap steak...it's tough.'

'Life is like a cheap steak...it's tough.' mockup

'Life is like a cheap steak...it's tough.'

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Puberty Ponderers Gifts Collection

Puberty Ponderers Mugs

Explore our fun and supportive collection of mugs perfect for pubescent ponderers. Brighten their day with humor and kindness in every sip.

Puberty Ponderers Pillows

Relax with pillows that turn puberty into a celebration. Comfortable, funny, and full of heart, these are great for any young adventurer’s space.

Puberty Ponderers Prints

Decorate a room with prints that capture the humor and uniqueness of puberty. Inspiring artwork that celebrates growth, change, and self-discovery.

Puberty Ponderers T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts designed for those in the throes of puberty. Perfect for expressing personality and embracing the journey with a smile.