Pub Stories Gifts

"Ok Buddy. No more AB negative blood for you tonight!"

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Beer Stall

"An everything Martini, please."

'I know it's gassy...'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"What other tricks does he need?"

"I forget to drink."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

'The Saxon King' pub

Barman In Love.

"Just water for me, please."