Pub Scholar Pillows

Add a touch of humor and comfort with pillows that celebrate the pub scholar. Fun designs perfect for a cozy corner where ideas and pints flow freely.

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"How is the dollar trading against the Martini today, Jack?"

"How is the dollar trading against the Martini today, Jack?" mockup

"How is the dollar trading against the Martini today, Jack?"

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"Do you want to play doctorate?"

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'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!' mockup

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

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"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?" mockup

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

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'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.' mockup

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

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'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.' mockup

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

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WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!' mockup

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

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'Your husband? He's just leaving...' mockup

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

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'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.' mockup

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

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'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.' mockup

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

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"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini." mockup

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

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"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks." mockup

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

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Men gossiping

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"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial." mockup

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

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K9 Literati

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Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk mockup

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

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'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?' mockup

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

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I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.' mockup

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

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"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here." mockup

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

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"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!" mockup

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

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'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.' mockup

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

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"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!" mockup

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

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"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ." mockup

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

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ONE HORSE TOWN

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'Man. Piltdown Man.'

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'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.' mockup

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

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'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

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'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!' mockup

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

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'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

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Brickie's Mate

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"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...." mockup

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

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"You're going to regret this in the morning."

"You're going to regret this in the morning." mockup

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

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"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."

"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."

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"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars." mockup

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

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'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.' mockup

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

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Pub Scholar Pillows Collection

Pub Scholar Mugs

Browse our collection of pub scholar mugs, featuring witty designs that toast both good taste and clever minds. Perfect for any beer lover with a sense of humor.

Pub Scholar Prints

Decorate your space with prints that celebrate the pub scholar’s love for beer and intellect, adding a fun and quirky touch to any room.

Pub Scholar T-Shirts

Check out our pub scholar t-shirts, crafted with playful slogans and witty graphics that highlight their passion for beer and brains in style.