Pub Hunter Pillows

"The sat-nav said this was where the pub was...I wonder how long it will take them to build it?"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"An everything Martini, please."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

'I know it's gassy...'

"It feels good to unwind..."

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"I think we may be related!"

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

Beers

Best Before 5th Pint.

City Boy.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men gossiping

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Men's fragrances...