Pub Hunter Pillows

"The sat-nav said this was where the pub was...I wonder how long it will take them to build it?"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Best Before 5th Pint.

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

Beers

"An everything Martini, please."

"It feels good to unwind..."

"I think we may be related!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

City Boy.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'I know it's gassy...'

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

Men gossiping

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

The Reaper's Arms

Men's fragrances...

The Snooze Bar.

"Have you seen my dad?"

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'