Pub Navigator Pillows

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'Are we there yet?'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Beers

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

"An everything Martini, please."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Best Before 5th Pint.

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

Men gossiping

The Reaper's Arms

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"I am not asking for directions."