Psychological Testing Pillows

"Where did you get all these pictures of my father coming home drunk?"

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

"We thought this was more realistic."

Employment recruitment aptitude test

"Darn it, lost another swab."

Good Luck with your finals.

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

"Your IQ came back negative."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"If you love me you'd eat all the coconut ones I don't like."

'Special Delivery!'

Parental Anxiety

"The bloodwork came back kinda yucky."

"I think an IQ test would be more appropriate at this time."

'I had a larger sample for you but I had trouble getting the lid back on. . .'

'I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests.'

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

'Not only do we have a great retirement program, our employees age more quickly.'

"I think I'm a big dog."

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

"You did very well on your I.Q. test. You're a man of 49 with the intelligence of a man of 53."

"Above all do not open your sealed test booklets until you are told to do so!"

"I have the results of your PET scan and your CT scan. You are not claustrophobic."

"Your bloodwork just came back. . . the GOOD news is that you've definitely got some!"

'I could run some tests, but in my professional opinion you've got Salt Lake City on your mind.'

Personality Test - No Result

'That's curious, Mr Van Der Pummen...up to question 2084 you seem entirely normal, but then after 2085 you suddenly go to pieces!'