Psychological Testing Pillows

"Where did you get all these pictures of my father coming home drunk?"

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

I'm trying to read your test results from urology, but their server can only stream them a little bit at a time.

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

"We thought this was more realistic."

Employment recruitment aptitude test

"Darn it, lost another swab."

Good Luck with your finals.

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

"Your IQ came back negative."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'

No offense, Doctor, but I'm feeling kinda rushed.

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"If you love me you'd eat all the coconut ones I don't like."

'Special Delivery!'

Parental Anxiety

"The bloodwork came back kinda yucky."

'I had a larger sample for you but I had trouble getting the lid back on. . .'

"I think an IQ test would be more appropriate at this time."

'Not only do we have a great retirement program, our employees age more quickly.'

"I think I'm a big dog."

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

'I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests.'

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

"Above all do not open your sealed test booklets until you are told to do so!"

"You did very well on your I.Q. test. You're a man of 49 with the intelligence of a man of 53."

"I have the results of your PET scan and your CT scan. You are not claustrophobic."

'I could run some tests, but in my professional opinion you've got Salt Lake City on your mind.'

"Your bloodwork just came back. . . the GOOD news is that you've definitely got some!"

So your IQ is 176, Peel? - 'Yeah!' - 'That's higher than Einstein.' - 'Cool.' - 'Do something amazing.' - 'I don't know how.' -

Personality Test - No Result