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You have a condition called 'extreme gullibility.' Whatever you say, Doc.

'Then in the fourth grade...'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

A fight in the Boardroom.

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

"What's a debenture?"

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

I'm a self-made man!

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."