Psychiatry Buff Gifts

You have a condition called 'extreme gullibility.' Whatever you say, Doc.

'Then in the fourth grade...'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

A fight in the Boardroom.

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

"What's a debenture?"

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

I'm a self-made man!

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."