Psychiatric Therapist T-Shirts

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Lynching on social media

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Fear/Knowledge

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Licensed Therapist

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

America, are we learning anything?