Pseudonym Picker T-Shirts

'It's not a great start to his cartooning career...he's got creative block about what to call himself.'

"Pick me!"

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

My Spam Sketchbook

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

'You forgot you list of possible side-effects.'

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.

'...call me 'Noisy Ted'.'

"Land salmon. . ."

"I'm having an identity crisis. I can't keep track of whether I'm Nana, Mimi, or Grandma Wolcott."

"Of course, if you want a dog that will rescue you from drowning, that's another story."

How to appear more interesting.

"Which of you is 'Cactus Jack'?"

"Double, double, toil and trouble, fire burn and Botox bubble."

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

"Not only am I a 'good boy'...but, according to my owner, I'm also a 'sweetie-weetums.'"

"White Rabbit, Cottontail and Mr. Fluffy. Why the code names?"

"You have to decide, Peter. Am I your significant other or am I your tootsie-wootsie?"

'I see you've already met Fluffy.'

Sid was regretting having a tattoo...all his mates now call him Popeye!

'King? Is that a nickname, like Duke Ellington or Queen Latifah?'

"No matter how old I get, he still calls me 'boy'."

"Look, I'm sorry — I didn't mean to refer to you as 'the dog.'"

Johnny Paycheck thinking of his stage name.

S Tournament

'Apparently they've nicknamed it the spring onion.'