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The dog wouldn't stand still

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"I love your work!"

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

"It's called being preemptive."

'Beryl, I've been thinking.....'

"Cool game!"

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

Multi-core Mountain.

'This is Billy...my caddy and designated putter.'

"To be or not to be."

'You should have called me sooner.'

"Peter went in last Sunday to prune...but I haven't seen him since"

"I love having students around...their young brains are like sponges...they never seem to forget anything!"

Garden Art

'We have a problem. The computer game he invented promotes violence. But he was offered $10 million for it.'

"We're having company for dinner tonight. Work on some cute remarks."

"I'm a wunderkind slash flop."

'She may look like a little girl but she's responsible for one quarter of all our print revenue in children's consumables.'

The Internet meets the Interwet.

'With a little patience you can teach a dog to do anything.'

'What goes good together?'

RIP Keith Flint

Where golfers come from.

"Actually, I'v done some of my most devious thinking in the old time-out chair."