Pruning Prodigy Prints

The dog wouldn't stand still

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"I love your work!"

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

"It's called being preemptive."

'Beryl, I've been thinking.....'

"Cool game!"

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

'This is Billy...my caddy and designated putter.'

Multi-core Mountain.

"To be or not to be."

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

'You should have called me sooner.'

"Peter went in last Sunday to prune...but I haven't seen him since"

"I love having students around...their young brains are like sponges...they never seem to forget anything!"

'We have a problem. The computer game he invented promotes violence. But he was offered $10 million for it.'

Garden Art

"We're having company for dinner tonight. Work on some cute remarks."

"I'm a wunderkind slash flop."

"Is this your first foray into self-publishing?"

'She may look like a little girl but she's responsible for one quarter of all our print revenue in children's consumables.'

The Internet meets the Interwet.

'What goes good together?'

RIP Keith Flint

'With a little patience you can teach a dog to do anything.'

It's not worth planting a veggie garden at school. Only lettuce and radishes will be ready by vacation. How do you know? Eco Club. Everyone knows that tomatoes and beans aren't ripe 'til July. That's news to me. Me too! Maybe it is worth it. When do frozen peas ripen?

Where golfers come from.