Putting Prodigies Prints

Golfer accidentally causes a plane crash.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"I love your work!"

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

"Well, Timmy's academic results show that he has an exceptional instinct, well above the standard "basic instinct"..."

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'Beryl, I've been thinking.....'

'Dad a dachshund is really half a dog high and two dog long...'

"Attention, please. At 8:45 A.M. on Tuesday, July 29, 2008, you are all scheduled to take the New York State Bar Exam."

'This course is a great ego builder.'

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

'The doctor is ready to see you, Teddy...Bring your handler!'

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

The dog wouldn't stand still

"It's a neat idea for a book, Mr. James, but there's way too many big words."

"I know at least two people who will sleep easier with him behind bars."

"But we ARE practising, Mum."

Our genius techie kid is hacking your bank account while your read this.

"To be or not to be."

'It doesn't mention the things I'm a prodigy in.'

"What's it all about, self-ie..."

"It's either "Bring your kid to work" day or it's "Drop of handbag in kindergarten" day today?"

'This is Billy...my caddy and designated putter.'

"What're you in for?"

'He was offered a role in a sitcom and has the potential to be a successful child actor. We've already set up a legal defense fund.'

'Maybe tomorrow.'

'We have a problem. The computer game he invented promotes violence. But he was offered $10 million for it.'

'I think I'm losing it, man. I can't think of a weird name for our baby.'