Publishing Prodigy Prints

"Is this your first foray into self-publishing?"

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Little chef.

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

'Beryl, I've been thinking.....'

'Dad a dachshund is really half a dog high and two dog long...'

'Bon Bons Away!'

"Cool game!"

'The doctor is ready to see you, Teddy...Bring your handler!'

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

"I know at least two people who will sleep easier with him behind bars."

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

Multi-core Mountain.

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

"It's either "Bring your kid to work" day or it's "Drop of handbag in kindergarten" day today?"

'This is Billy...my caddy and designated putter.'

"What're you in for?"

'He was offered a role in a sitcom and has the potential to be a successful child actor. We've already set up a legal defense fund.'

'You should have called me sooner.'

'Maybe tomorrow.'

"We're having company for dinner tonight. Work on some cute remarks."

'We have a problem. The computer game he invented promotes violence. But he was offered $10 million for it.'

"I love having students around...their young brains are like sponges...they never seem to forget anything!"