Provolone Paladin Gifts

That elusive Pecorino!

Soldier armed with a pen.

Deliboys

'The grudge match.'

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

C.E.O.s deserve respect.

Brain and heart sweep away the negative

"If you're annoyed by answering machines, press 1. . ."

'Ms. Lippert, I think I'm being vetted. get rid of the Polaroids.'

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

"How's that for your 'corporate response?'"

'I'm going to use it to write letters to keep our health benefits, son...we veterans have a new battle when we get back.'

'I WARNED you about community organizers!'

'Trust you to have a fetish for b52 bombers.'

'It's know as the KT26, but you can call it Mom, since it knows more about you than your mother does.'

Fighting Covid

"Welcome to the grant application process

Artistic licence

"Okay, so we'll stop calling them delusions of grandeur now that you've been appointed supreme leader for life."

"The bank wanted to verify your purchase because it's the kind of outfit you obviously can't pull off."

'Don't just sit there, people - revise, regulation, reinterpret!'

"Whether we are insured for small print in our contracts?"

"Wait a second. You don't look like the veterinarian."

Umm huh....umm huh...just one more security question: what's your mother's maiden name?

"I don't see your point. I'm vegan, I expect veggies, and if they don't cater to my wants they're getting zero stars."