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It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Clandestine cows.

Custer's Last Rollo

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

"OK people, this one's for the blooper reel, so let's blow it out there."

Santa saying to shrink - "I don't believe in myself."

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

That elusive Pecorino!

"You're my agent, tell me - what do I have to do to be taken seriously as an animal-bloopers-show host?"

Library. Toss me that copy of "The Canterbury Tales." It's a flying Chaucer!

Geoffrey Chaucer

The $68.00 comeback special

"Oh, yes, he's bad. But in a good way."

"I know we have some invisible ink somewhere but we can never find it..."

Rush hour traffic with inconsiderate drivers.

Oilfield worker eating fancy sundae from lunchbox.

"They don't prevent crime, but the videos make great blooper reels."

"Cut down on plastics."

"Yeah, it's all grown locally. Just not locally around here."

"It's been 300 years. I think I'm read to retire."

Traffic Signals: Caution/Stop/Honkhorn

"Why, Susan, I—ha-ha-ha! Oh, God, sorry... Sorry."

Plastic pollution

Plastic is killing the sea

Best Snowblower Ever.