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"A last cigarette? Sorry this is a no smoking area. A last nicotine patch would be okay though"

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

Sock Puppet in Literature

"The Eggsorcist"

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Spam in Hell.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

The Second Fall of Man.r

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

Robotic man mowing the lawn

Extreme kites!

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Lawyers On A Plane.

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

'I wouldn't have agreed to let you write your own wedding vows if I knew you were just going to copy the lyrics to Margaritaville!'

Old Yarns

'It looks like Mel Brooks is at it again.'

Atomic Bear: Part 10

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

The Sedentary Dead.

Planet of the Dems

"I don't care if he's an endangered species, captain - I'm going to blast him."

Dog watched 'Fire Hydrants of the Rich and Famous.'