Protocol Parody Fan Prints

"A last cigarette? Sorry this is a no smoking area. A last nicotine patch would be okay though"

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

"The Eggsorcist"

Sock Puppet in Literature

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Spam in Hell.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Robotic man mowing the lawn

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

Lawyers On A Plane.

Extreme kites!

Old Yarns

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

'I wouldn't have agreed to let you write your own wedding vows if I knew you were just going to copy the lyrics to Margaritaville!'

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

The Sedentary Dead.