Protocol Lover Prints

Being a stickler for rules, Howard refuses to act until his motion has been seconded.

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'I'm afraid I can't take you to my leader without a prior appointment.'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

Bar Therapy

Bird Messaging

Your angel is always with you

'We're to spend more time engaging with patients on a more compassionate 'human' level...and here are the guidelines on how to do it!'

'We're looking for new, original thinkers...people who can think 'outside the box'...'

the bureaucrat's desk

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

'Mind you, this isn't a secret I'd tell just everybody.'

Micromanager of the Year Award: 'No, you need to present the award from my left...and did you do the awards form 87F, 2012?...'

'You can't come into the clean room looking like that.'

"OK, let's go to contract."

It makes me MAD when people think we've nothing better to do than churn out pointless protocols...

'Let's go some place where we can walk.'

Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash

Lady praises date for being a good conversationalist.

'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'

"If I had my life to live over again, I'd unlearn macrame."

Zero Tolerance

"We tried to make it idiot-proof but someone's already made a better idiot."

"Nice talking to you."

"A last cigarette? Sorry this is a no smoking area. A last nicotine patch would be okay though"

Taxi Debates

Power play

The Original Drone

'What's wrong? Have you got laryngitis?'

In the Park

Un-Hip-Flask