Protest Connoisseur Gifts

''Establish political equilibrium through balanced representation' wouldn't fit.' (Protestor's signs read 'You suck!').

'Oh, the irony! Just guess who gave me the welfare check I bought this sign with!'

Ban on Free Speech

The Berlin Peace Movement

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

REPENT! Get back to nature

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

"My kid could do that."

"The times – They have a changed."

Sculptor's chippings

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

"Poor bastard. The New York 'Times' just panned his zinfandel."

Traders joining Wall Street protests

Mo's USA Bar: Tips/Tariffs

"The Jacksons will be there in about an hour and I promise you guys an epic fight!"

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

"My bouche was not amused."

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'

"He's a middle-aged white man. What other reason do you need?"

Giving Boehner something to cry about! TAX THE RICH!

The Militant Unionist

'Oh you mean that silly little email.'