Protection Pro Gifts

Searching for a gift for a protection professional? Our collection features witty and charming items that honor their commitment and skills. Perfect for firefighters, security experts, or anyone dedicated to safeguarding others. Celebrate their hard work with unique, lighthearted products that add a touch of humor and appreciation to their day.

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'It's nice to have a job with a bit of security.'

'It's nice to have a job with a bit of security.' mockup

'It's nice to have a job with a bit of security.'

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Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too... mockup

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

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Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell. mockup

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

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"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting." mockup

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

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"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water." mockup

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

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Business cartoon showing sales declining so much that they bounce off the floor.

Business cartoon showing sales declining so much that they bounce off the floor. mockup

Business cartoon showing sales declining so much that they bounce off the floor.

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'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.' mockup

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

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"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today." mockup

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

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Propping up a profits chart.

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"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

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"There's something about seeing red that just drives me crazy."

"There's something about seeing red that just drives me crazy." mockup

"There's something about seeing red that just drives me crazy."

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The stock market sky is falling.

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'Closing the letter with 'Very fondly yours' seems okay but let's run it by legal, to be sure it cannot be misinterpreted as sexual harassment.'

'Closing the letter with 'Very fondly yours' seems okay but let's run it by legal, to be sure it cannot be misinterpreted as sexual harassment.' mockup

'Closing the letter with 'Very fondly yours' seems okay but let's run it by legal, to be sure it cannot be misinterpreted as sexual harassment.'

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August, 1897 - Arthur Eichengrun invents aspirin.

August, 1897 - Arthur Eichengrun invents aspirin. mockup

August, 1897 - Arthur Eichengrun invents aspirin.

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"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds." mockup

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

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Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure. mockup

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

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Bolsonaro's Management of Covid and Climate Change

Bolsonaro's Management of Covid and Climate Change mockup

Bolsonaro's Management of Covid and Climate Change

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Polio - The Comeback Kid

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"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."

"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..." mockup

"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."

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'Sorry, but I won't discuss my financial portfolio on a first date.'

'Sorry, but I won't discuss my financial portfolio on a first date.' mockup

'Sorry, but I won't discuss my financial portfolio on a first date.'

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Protection for the world

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Your angel is always with you

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"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market." mockup

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

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Beware of dog's owner....

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Deadly sales figures...

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'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!' mockup

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

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"They're only dummy home security signs, but I've sharped the edges so they'll cut you like a razor."

"They're only dummy home security signs, but I've sharped the edges so they'll cut you like a razor." mockup

"They're only dummy home security signs, but I've sharped the edges so they'll cut you like a razor."

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"I never discuss my clients with their mothers."

"I never discuss my clients with their mothers." mockup

"I never discuss my clients with their mothers."

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'Ed, writing 'Show me a case where it 'aint so' is not only improper grammar, it's also an improper geometric proof.'

'Ed, writing 'Show me a case where it 'aint so' is not only improper grammar, it's also an improper geometric proof.' mockup

'Ed, writing 'Show me a case where it 'aint so' is not only improper grammar, it's also an improper geometric proof.'

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“He’s been in a foul mood for a week, but it will be several months before the effects are felt by the American public.”

“He’s been in a foul mood for a week, but it will be several months before the effects are felt by the American public.” mockup

“He’s been in a foul mood for a week, but it will be several months before the effects are felt by the American public.”

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Business Cards.

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"There is an easier way to ensure that our pet doesn't get fleas or ticks."

"There is an easier way to ensure that our pet doesn't get fleas or ticks." mockup

"There is an easier way to ensure that our pet doesn't get fleas or ticks."

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'We've got to take care, sir! Last month, this thing went down and hit a guy at the floor below us!'

'We've got to take care, sir! Last month, this thing went down and hit a guy at the floor below us!' mockup

'We've got to take care, sir! Last month, this thing went down and hit a guy at the floor below us!'

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AIDS prevention

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Protection Pro Gifts Collection

Protection Pro Mugs

Explore our collection of protection pro mugs—perfect for starting their day with a little humor and lots of appreciation.

Protection Pro Pillows

Discover cozy pillows that honor protection professionals with witty and heartfelt artwork—perfect for personalizing their space.

Protection Pro Prints

Decorate their environment with stunning prints celebrating protection pros—find a design that captures their spirit of safeguarding.

Protection Pro T-Shirts

Find the ideal protection pro t-shirt to showcase their dedication with clever, amusing designs that are as comfortable as they are meaningful.