Prostate Cancer Awareness Mugs

Movember

"Our war is against cancer."

PSA Banter.

YOLO vs YODO

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

30 Days Has Movember

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Female chemotherapy warrior.

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

"Yeah, I'm a Roadrunner, but it is easier on my feet and joints if I run on the grass..."

'You don't want to eat me. I have Bird Flu.'

"Good news, Mrs. Bryant - I think we got it all."

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

Results of a Smoking Survey - 'They weren't very passive about smoking'

'No thanks, I recently gave them up.'

'Whoa, hey, guys! Where are you going?! I was just brushing my teeth, see!'

Rats escape boat which has arrived in Europe.

'The bad news is that it's definitely Cancer. The good news is that I hear it's 'in'.'

'If you haven't been in Borneo, then the damn thing is spreading.'

"Due to budget cuts we had to combine our athletic fields."

'Doctor, I think they switched my results - this letter I received says I have dense breasts, but wouldn't that mean they'd be perkier - at least above my belly button?'

Not many people pulled off the Movember look this well!

"Sorry pal, but at least we're not being blamed." (pig, bird, and mosquito talking to a bat about virus blame)