Prostate Cancer Awareness Pillows

Movember

"Our war is against cancer."

PSA Banter.

YOLO vs YODO

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

30 Days Has Movember

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"The cape comes off too."

More Unequal Than Others

Female chemotherapy warrior.

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

Health Dept. Turn knob & cough.

What goes up must come down, except for your cholesterol, apparently.

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

"Yeah, I'm a Roadrunner, but it is easier on my feet and joints if I run on the grass..."

'You don't want to eat me. I have Bird Flu.'

"Good news, Mrs. Bryant - I think we got it all."

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

Results of a Smoking Survey - 'They weren't very passive about smoking'

'No thanks, I recently gave them up.'

Pink ribbon thanks for your support

'Whoa, hey, guys! Where are you going?! I was just brushing my teeth, see!'

"No thanks. I'm celebrating 'No Shave November'."

Rats escape boat which has arrived in Europe.

'The bad news is that it's definitely Cancer. The good news is that I hear it's 'in'.'

'If you haven't been in Borneo, then the damn thing is spreading.'

"Due to budget cuts we had to combine our athletic fields."

'Doctor, I think they switched my results - this letter I received says I have dense breasts, but wouldn't that mean they'd be perkier - at least above my belly button?'

Not many people pulled off the Movember look this well!

As a urologist, I'm naturally curious about your tee shirt, Mr. Fusco. It's just my way of saying, "nothing to see here!" #1 prostate.