Cancer Awareness Month Pillows

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

Walk for cancer. Walk against cancer.

Deforestation.

"Our war is against cancer."

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

National Everything Awareness Day

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

Distance to avoid contagion

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Coronavirus Global Alert

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

Prostate: 51st State

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

Healthcare declaration

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Earth and the Coronavirus

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"The cape comes off too."

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."