Cancer Awareness Month Pillows

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

Walk for cancer. Walk against cancer.

Deforestation.

"Our war is against cancer."

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

National Everything Awareness Day

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

Distance to avoid contagion

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Global Alert

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Healthcare declaration

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Earth and the Coronavirus

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"