Proposal Humorists Pillows

'There's no need to go through all this old-fashioned formality, Randy -- just give me a sealed bid.'

'I sent out for everything.'

Polly txt speak

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

So Close..

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Right click for yes...

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Bear Costume

Romantic Violinist.

I only have eyes for you

"Do you mind?"

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

The First Fire Stick

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

The devil you know and his plus one

Marry me astronaut

Sitting in a tree

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

Serenading

"She's a miniature."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

Giant Monster in Bath

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'