Proposal Humorists Mugs

'There's no need to go through all this old-fashioned formality, Randy -- just give me a sealed bid.'

'I sent out for everything.'

Polly txt speak

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

So Close..

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Right click for yes...

Bear Costume

Romantic Violinist.

I only have eyes for you

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

Marry me astronaut

The First Fire Stick

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

The devil you know and his plus one

Sitting in a tree

Serenading

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

Giant Monster in Bath

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

"She's a miniature."

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'