Property Seekers Pillows

'I need to get a bigger place.'

'They've got everything...one even has it's own shed.'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

House hunting is cruel.

Starter Homes

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

"I'm looking for a house near the park."

'I won't lie, it can get windy here.'

"It has tremendous possibilities."

Mr. & Mrs. Putty get dream home.

"Thinking of buying a larger property are we, Madam?"

"Did I mention it needed a little work?"

House Hunters of the Old West

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."